I Understand You Now, Mother by jewelswirlix, literature
Literature
I Understand You Now, Mother
My mom, Amythest the shiny Alolan Ninetales, has always been an enigma. I might’ve inherited her shiny colours, but not her personality. I’m smart. She’s stupid. I’m composed. She’s always on the edge. I always know that being perceptive is important. She trusts strangers without a hitch. For the record, she can’t even spell her own name properly. It should’ve been the “e” in the place of the “y”. I remember one day, I asked my father Amber (who’s a regular Kantonian Ninetales), “Seriously Dad, what have you seen in my mom?!” In return, my father sighed lovingly, “Tanza, my love. She has that blithe optimism brimming from within her. You should be glad that she hasn’t figured out how tragic her background is.” “How TRAGIC is her background?” I pressed on. “Tragic in a sense that she has never realised she’s been deceived by an outcome that’s never going to happen,” He answered vaguely, his gaze deliberately eluding mine. Therefore, I pursued with my curiosity regarding
Battle of the Champions by jewelswirlix, literature
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Battle of the Champions
[Jennie POV] It’s been quite a while since the last time my team and I visited Victor and Lauren, my friends from Galar! Victor texted me that he had crafted and honed some new swords, and claimed they were tied to his ancestry. Sooooo I allowed Streamie, who wanted to take this as an invaluable chance to battle Lauren conveniently, to accompany me. It would be much preferable for Lauren and Streamie to duke it out, given how Lauren had been demotivated ever since Barky the Boltund was gone… But also critically, Lauren, despite not being a bad friend or individual in general, had been quite the coward and braggart, not gonna lie. There was that occasion when she and I were chatting through voice call, she scurried away from the screen as soon as her cousin Gloria barged into her house to challenge her to a battle, like a teacher giving you an unwarned pop quiz. Gloria was yowling with her thick Scottish accent, “AYE, YA CHAMPION! I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YA!” Then the rough
Hoenn/Alola region national anthem by AsherTheAngel, literature
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Hoenn/Alola region national anthem
Come to the region where the tropical blow!
Come too the coolest place I know.
The trainers are so great . But really there’s only (insert player character here)bd that he or she iso great.
And there’s also there’s the Hau.
Oh there’s Hau whee the tropical breezes blow.
The rival in the greatest place I know.
The Vitamin drinks are always cold. And the festivals last all night . And there’s probably lots of Chocolate. And population Young goose . Great populations of Yuuungoooose!
Pokmon Art Academy: Death Edition by AsherTheAngel, literature
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Pokmon Art Academy: Death Edition
A mysterious package arrived at my door. It was a Pokémon game that I had never heard about before. It looked pretty dated but since it was free. I booted up my ancient gameboy pocket to see. I put in the cartridge. It started to run. Then braced my self for some old school Pokémon fun!
Professor Grapefruit : Welcome to The world of dead Pokémon of the Neveh region...
Me: all I need are 7 pact books. To get out of this pain.
Trapped inside of Pokémon Art academy Death edition. And professor Grapefruit is pretty unnerving.
Professor Grapefruit: I hear every Pokéball you open.
Me: I dare not doubt his claim.
Foun
So a Soda pop Buzzed Pokemon Trainer Class Farmhand moseyed into his gym board room and waking up his dosed off assistant Rosanna . ( She sits up and see’s her master holding a Mareep under his arm.) The Farmhand gym leader yells: “This is the Grumpig I have been fussing with!” Rosanna Says : That’s not a Grumpig it’s a Mareep. The Farmhand yells: Shut the distortion world up ! I was talking to the Mareep. The end .
We do not Dm about Kanto by AsherTheAngel, literature
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We do not Dm about Kanto
We don't talk about Kanto no, no , no! We don't talk about Kanto ... but N: It was my coronation day It was our coronation day… Random Pokémom: We were catching Red’s Championship match , and there wasn't a thunderbolts in the Sky No Thunderbolts allowed in the sky Kanto celebrates its 26th birthday with Thunderbolts!! Are You telling me about this bad game design , or am Aye! I'm sorry, Hey let’s go to Alola aye? Kanto trainers says, "It looks like the ability torrent" Why did they tell the fans? In doing s… Hop: he spammed my feeds Grab, get the parasols. N: Coronated in a hurricane What a delusional day... but any Pokémon. We don't Chat about Kanto , No, No no! We don't talk about Kanto. Archie of Team Aqua: Ahoy! Grew to live in fear of Kanto shudder or fleeing . I could always hear Pokémon Trainers using sleep talk and Mind reader. Koga : I assisted Kanto with the sound of falling sandstorms , omg such a pain lifting whited out trainers… It's a with a natural
Red in Sinnoh: Chimchar , Chimchar , Chimchar . All your moves are wrong…
Chucky the Chimneychar please be seated and make your secret base your home…
Chucky the Chimneychar , WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE MY HOUSE ?!!
Every Pokémon is shiny ✨ and you are holding a king’s rock. Everybody is Hopping at the start of their battles but you’re looking down at the ground. That probably means your soul heart ability is dead . Or maybe your friend Yamask’s wandering spirit is dread!
I don’t know how to train you when you’re progressing like thiiiiiiis…
Chucky the Chimneychar, please come in
I caught tape coco because he zapped half a million charizards and then they got fat.
I caught panpour because it never said I could use its water gun to wash my Zubat.
I used earthquake because It riled it up and knocked off the item I hold.
I caught sawsbuck because I snuggled it in my lap and and brr it was cold!
Caught Tyrantauros because my Peliper swallowed a iron ball and nearly choked to death.
I left Silph co because I ate a bag of Skitty litter and now I learned dragon Breath!
I caught Tapu Cola yo because I put my fingers in the bottle and they got stuck.
I refused flying at Skyla's airlines be cause they took me to new Cas
Oh yeah , it’s time to catch Shiftry! Time to get Shiftry in The Wild area. Uh oh it’s time to catch Shiftry. Oh darn I couldn’t encounter Shiftry. Oh yeah it’s a Version exclusive. Shiftry is on the forest floor. It’s time to catch Shiftry in the clear. I’m Mr. Kabutops (I’m Mr. Kabutops) . Take a Shifty on the dance floor. Take off your shoes and socks and relax at your camp site. It’s time to catch Shiftry in the Wild area. Come on take your shoes off and camp out it’s Shiftry day today!